chronicles of she

i was dead wrong yesterday when i said i was on the mend. i wasn't. i've been in portland for almost 96 hours and all i've seen of it is this basement apartment. yesterday was a constant rotation hobbling from the bed to the toilet to the bathtub or shower. it's a good thing they have those special water preserving toilets because i took seven bathes and three showers yesterday and who knows how many times i flushed that sad toilet.

i have done absolutely nothing but eat club crackers, drink gatorade, and try to not move today. oh, and i made this video. something tells me the food poisoning is finally almost out of me. but that something isn't clear enough to warrant moving or doing anything useful today. that's what tomorrow is for, i hope.

and as always, you have to click the HD icon on the video and follow the 'watch in HD now' button if you prefer a higher quality. i know i do. audio is the theater fire - say yes.